Anyone Using Crystals?

One imagines that the urine idea would match quite well with the toilet paper rolls idea over on the cable elevators thread. I had a sneaking suspicion it wouldn't be too long before this thread went into the toilet.

If you people who were with the scientists who developed .ruby lasers or quartz watches, lcd televisions or the quatz ocilator in your laptop or the crystal radios i made as a kid or the other uses of crystals and minerals we would be a lot worse off as a society.dont critisize what you dont understand. 

Your blood is more like liquid crystals  

OH, brother! What’s next? Cables with blood conductors? Vampire Cables. Could they be anemic sounding? Slip the crimson to me, Jimson!

Now, that's scary....Vampire Wire...hard core audiologists hanging around  clinics, sidling up to potential clients....

"Hey, buddy...what to make Real Money?"

Desiccated corpses found nearby, drained like raisins....all in search of that last nuance, that last db....