What 'entrance' music?

This post was meant purely for fun.
My train of logic is that if a man's home is his castle, then surely I am it's king? 'Handel's Music for the Royal Fireworks' has such a royal flair to it. (I am convinced that if the Queen of England has an alarm clock, then this must be it's default tune.)

Well, if only for fun and given the majestic theme I'd go with one of:

1) "Hail to the chief"
2) Elgar's "Pomp & Circumstance"
3) Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries"

Entrance of the Gods to Valhalla (from Das Rheingold of Richard Wagner)

Trumpet Voluntary by Purcell

I enjoy my privacy so Om by John Coltrane will clear a room in five minutes at full volume.