Will people buy Snake Oil?

Not so fast buddy! Now explain to me how does this work? Now can I wear my glasses during listening sessions? Does it work with headphones? How much use you get out of one application? Put me in waiting list anyway....

Sorry Hififarm....but I'm gonna spill your secret!

Ok guys...The Goo doesn't do anything to the exterior of your ear to make you hear better. This is just smoke and mirrors to lead you down the bunny trail. The real reason
you place this on your ears is to absorb the secret ingrediant directly to the body part that needs it. Inside your ears are little hairs that sway back and forth or vibrate(?). These hairs can start to lay down after a while especialy after playing at loud volumes.

Yep...You guessed it, what a smart bunch we have here! The secret ingrediant is a Viagra dirivitive that after much testing, and many happy wives later, only afects the hairs in the ear.

By allowing the hairs to "stand up" with enthusiasm they can collect and transmit the sound much better. This is percieved as a brighter but not harsh midrange that has more sence of presence. Also the highs seem to go forever and have more air.

Sorry to spoil the mystery..LOL!

So that's what you did with all of that okra.

I want a years supply!

I think we should all just put foam wedges behind our ears giving us that Alfred E. Neuman look...Hey...we spend hours positioning speakers to point them at our ears...now it's time to start positioning our ears. Or maybe we could all wear one of those big plastic dog collars (you know, the ones that vets use to keep fido from chewing on himself after surgery) to gather all the sound possible. LOL