You know you're an audiophile if--

"You buy an album and clean, then play, the sides in numerical order."

Actually, probably just buying an album alone these days qualifies you but, yes, the cleaning and playing parts are likely then as well.

Also, if you actually spend time reading a thread called "You know you're an audiphile if-"....

You put the record back in the sleeve/cover with side A facing forward.

If your current sound system is larger than the first house you bought.

If you have a car audio system that you realize is not even going to fit in your car.

As the number of coins in your coin jar grow you think you're getting close to 1/4 the cost of a new power cord.

...you write weekly to Classic Records for re-mastering a
1000 gr Reissue "Chet Atkins in Hollywood"