Sometimes you swap a tube and the new tube is okay. so the tube you removed must be bad, right? NO! Sometimes the scraping action of removing and reinstalling a tube in that socket is enough to temporarily restore contact - and fool you into thinking you have a bad tube! KEEP YOUR SOCKETS CLEAN!!"
Once a blond girl goes into her nice bmw coupe and it does not start. She wiggles key back-forth pushes pedals jerks shift knob, but no success.
Another blond girl comes by and asks what's the problem....
Than she asked:
-- Did you wipe your dashboard?
-- Yes
-- Did you wipe your headlights and bumper?
-- Yes
-- Did you wipe your wheels and shined your tires?
-- Yes
-- I'm sorry I have no idea why it doesn't start than!

