Funniest sales pitch


What is the funniest sales pitch you've read? My current favorite is one I just read today. It was,"I'm selling these speakers because they are too good for me."
makersmark
"I bought this xxx and only opened the box to inspect it"

So, uhh, why did YOU buy it?
i read that one too , everybody has seen this one.

im selling beacuse the wife dont like it.

mike.
Basically any one that indicates they bought it new just two weeks ago only to sell it for 50% less on Audiogon.