Funniest sales pitch

how about "I got 8 of these rowland amps for Xmas, only need one"

Got i want his relatives.

I'd like to see something honest.

"Got caught in the hype, bought this stupid piece of shit, and now i realize what a goddamn idiot i am, please please please somone unload this worthless boat anchor from me. Paypal add 3%"

"The XXXX's are one of finest components that money can buy". Well, if that's the case, why are you replacing it and what did you buy to replace it??? Let me know so that i don't make the same mistake that you did : ) Sean
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Best Ever for sure...

Skull said it:

"Selling in order to buy BMW for stripper girlfriend."

A classic.

Jtinn: I agree. That one may take the cake : ) Sean
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No, you can't take the speakers home to audition for one day, someone might come in and want to buy them!
True story, I didn't and the store didn't sell them either for at least a year.