Stradivari Drum Funny


A rich owner of a supermarket decided to become a collector and brought the drum home from the pawn shop.
His wife: What is it for?
-- It's Stradivari Drum -- a collector's item!
-- Dumb you! Stradivari made violins!
So He went back with anger to the pawn shop to literally kick owner's a$$.
After a while He still comes back with the drum and sais to his wife:
-- Dumb you! Stradivari made violins for dumbs...
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Q: What do a viola player's fingers and lightening have in common?

A: The never strike the same place twice.
Q: Why have violists trouble in entering a room?
A: They never know when to come in.
What's the definition of "perfect pitch"?

-You throw a trombone in the lake and you hit a viola.
What's the definition of a perfect gentleman?

Someone who can play the saxophone. And doesn't.