The most hilarious ad ever on Audiogon?

How can I convince my girlfriend to put up half for these beauties.
I remember when looking to buy sub's then it struck me, I told her she can use it as furniture. Now I can't get her to sit elsewhere.

Vvrinc- that one is SCARY!!!!

http://www.audiogon.com/cgi-bin/cls.pl?cablintr&1262979726&/Dakiom-Mr273%27S-Are-much-better
Anybody finished reading the whole thing?

I did read the entire Diakom ad. I needed someone to put me in my place, as I deserve to be punished. Gotta hand it to them, they know how to sell a product, whatever it is....

The guys from Minnesota, Higher Fi (?), used to run a series of very funny ads where they would create fictitious products, with pictures and all, and hilarious copy. Don't know if they still have them on their website.

I still like the OP's ad best. Did not realize I had such a valuable piece of high end equipment in my third floor room. Silly me, I was only using it to keep warm.

These may need dedicated power lines!Massive heat sinks!