Best beer

Free and cold? The boys across the big pond would rather it be room temperature. Used to bartend at the small NATO military base I worked at. The Brits had some of their brew (Double Diamond ale, among others) brought in which was kept out of the coolers at room temp. Took a little getting used to, but was very tasty. Couldn't drink a lot of it though.

My favorite is Mug.

The best beer I ever had was a Schlitz Malt Liquor. My best friend and I were hitch hiking across the U.S. and neglected to fill our canteen with water. It was September and hot. It had been way too long between rides and we were getting desperate. There was a tepid pool of a green colored marsh nearby I was ready to quench my thirst with, not caring about how sick I'd become. Finally someone pulled over and had us hop in the truck bed. We were relieved. The driver opened the sliding window to ask where we were heading and as I was telling him, I saw his friend hand him a Schlitz. There was one left. I told them of our idiot mistake, and that my friend and I would really enjoy sharing that last beer. Since then I've never had a beer taste as good as that one!