Best Songs To Sing In The Car To Embarrass Your Kids

"Gloria" is a great choice, but I think I'd go for Van Morrison with Them.

No Hermans, though. 

Zappa is an interesting choice. I might try that if I knew the words. How about "Electric Aunt Jemima"?

I wish I had a better stereo in the car. I put all my bucks into the home rig. Anybody have tube amps in the car?

It doesn't work on all teenagers. We once picked up my nephew from lacrosse practice in my GTO, top down, cheap Jensen triaxials blasting Wilson Pickett at full volume. He loved it.

We had to give his teammates rides around the parking lot. Even the coach.

But my nephew is extraordinarily well adjusted. His sister would have cried.