New cutting edge cable tech!

Hmm, do you prefer the taste of PVC or Teflon?

While I'm pretty sure this article is satire, I can never be too sure when it comes to some of the crap that gets put out there. I tried to research the company mentioned and found nothing. So I assume satire.. Thoughts?

I think kielbasa would be most appropriate. Poland is closer to Albania than... wherever slim jims come from. The devil's butt hole?

You guys are making me chuckle!