Twist the cartridge phono cable

And don’t forget to top the whole treatment off with a liberal dose of Windex. Sprayed in a vacuum of course. 

I'm always amazed by some people's eagerness to heap scorn on new ideas. It doesn't always lead to the fates of Giordano Bruno or Galileo, nor am I suggesting the unnamed wire-twister is their equal, but it's the same impulse and not unique to our cynical times... especially in the Sanctums of Audiophilia.

So the explanation (RF parasits [sic]) may be absurd, but maybe it sounds better for other reasons. Has anyone tried it? Just of out of curiosity or an inquiring mind? Or are opinions superior to knowing?

@bpoletti is that cryogenically treated liquified vacuum organic?