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Viagra for Your Ears?

Well, the big pharmaceutical company that brought you Viagra has a drug in clinical trials that will 'enhance' the hair nerves in your ears to straighten your ability to hear. I kid you not. While the new drug cannot being to life the dead hairs, it will enhance what is remaining and alive. Better listening through chemistry. You old folks now have hope for an extended 'audio' life. Who knew.
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czarivey
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If you watch the french movie Untouchable, you'll figure that out about eargazms and earections at once.
BTW one of the best ones I've seen in my life!
czarivey
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Intouchables - Untouchable
Excuse my French:-)
czarivey
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before such viagra created,

1. Headphones and/or expensive Etymotic hearing aids.
2. Keeping your ears safe from extraneous noises.
3. Sleeping 1...2 nights per week with earplugs(resting ear membrane).
4. Making swallowing moves periodically as if you drink water.
5. Avoid using any kind of Qtips!!!
6. Void exposing to the water or trying to wash out wax
7. LAUGH!!!
8. Be outdoors as much as you can -- go to camping, trip, mountains, wilds.
9. Consume brain-healthy foods.

Consuming cannabinoids works magic on my hearing(similar to tone controls :))). THC is known to enhance any kind of senses, but certainly not improve. Sometimes helps laughing for no reason too:)))!
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