You know you're an audiophile if--


You just got a pair of speakers you can barely move yourself (inverse proportionality with age probably too)

The first house you bought cost less than your current stereo investment (ditto)

You have boxes of cables with which you don't know what to do
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If your current sound system is larger than the first house you bought.

If you have a car audio system that you realize is not even going to fit in your car.
As the number of coins in your coin jar grow you think you're getting close to 1/4 the cost of a new power cord.
...you write weekly to Classic Records for re-mastering a
1000 gr Reissue "Chet Atkins in Hollywood"
you've finally assembled your system and the new focus is wire and interconnect management--how to hide the mess...
When you hear things like "lets set the record straight", "off the record", "he may have set a new record", you envision those round vinyl thingies...