You know you're an audiophile if--


You just got a pair of speakers you can barely move yourself (inverse proportionality with age probably too)

The first house you bought cost less than your current stereo investment (ditto)

You have boxes of cables with which you don't know what to do
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As the number of coins in your coin jar grow you think you're getting close to 1/4 the cost of a new power cord.
...you write weekly to Classic Records for re-mastering a
1000 gr Reissue "Chet Atkins in Hollywood"
you've finally assembled your system and the new focus is wire and interconnect management--how to hide the mess...
When you hear things like "lets set the record straight", "off the record", "he may have set a new record", you envision those round vinyl thingies...
You look around the house for things to pawn to buy audio gear. I'm thinking the lamp is worth at least fifty bucks...