I'm surprised no one has mentioned this one yet:
A couple of others worth mentioning (just imagine some poor mom, immediately post-delivery, in a drug-induced haze):
(If you're not familiar with these terms, look 'em up--it's worth it!)
I'll definitely second Mapman:
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Police years ago pulled over a young woman who rushed through an amber traffic light. "I'm about to arrest this person right now," the irritated officer radioed to a dispatcher. "She's telling me her name is Marijuana Pepsi Jackson."You can read the whole story here.
A couple of others worth mentioning (just imagine some poor mom, immediately post-delivery, in a drug-induced haze):
Episiotomy
and last, but not least,
Meconium
(If you're not familiar with these terms, look 'em up--it's worth it!)
I'll definitely second Mapman:
"Stereo" keeps sounding better and better...But please, for the love of God: DON'T DO IT!
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