Ozzfest,can I handle it?

Ya know,the more I think about it,this concert is for me and other old folks.
I saw Ozzy (Sabbath) before most of these kids PARENTS were even born.
Im going in and Im going to get rowdy too! I'll mosh by myself!
If some kid even looks at me,Im going to call him a young punk and knock his hat off.Then run like Hell!

Mr. (?)

dave,
have you seen the simpsons episode when homer takes bart and lisa to "hulabalooza?" just don't wear a rastafari hat and a button that says "too cool for this planet." :-) hey, ozzy is from our generation, so go hang with the young wannabes. have a great time!

Actually....can anyone understand his lyrics anymore? Sure the hell can't understand a word he says on "The Osbornes" on MTV....

Whaaaaathaaaaa foooooook?

Z

er, um, wool, damn, bludee, eh, um, er, SHARON!!!