I wanna hear some "audio" jokes...and

Audioak, now THAT was a good one and i can relate : ) I think that bass players tend to party the hardest as they get far less recognition than the singer, guitarist(s) and the drummer. Maybe that's why i don't remember much from the age of about 21 to 28 or so : ) Sean
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This Christmas, Mom decided to give me a couple of albums on compact disc. Not knowing my taste in music, she went down to the local record store and tried to buy some "blank CDs." According to her, the sales clerk "wasn't very helpful."

Also Enjoy These!!

http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/

http://www.ducksdeluxe.com/jokes.html

This one is not "audio related" but I'll tell it anyway. True story. In my bodybuilding days I sugggested to my sister she could give me a set of bodybuilders' gloves for Xmas. They[of course]have the fingertips open and let you grip nicely. When I pointed out a pair to her, she replied, "I'm not paying that much for a pair of gloves with no fingers in them." I ended up buying them myself.....they are also great for holding " a cold one" Cheers, everyone.

Musicain jokes; how can you tell the drummer is knocking at the door?.....it keeps getting faster. Why does the guitar player always knock at the door?....can never find the right key.
Sorry i'm at a loss for audiophile jokes.

A young violinist from rio
was seducing a girl named Cleo
as she took off her panties
she said: "No andantes
I want this allegro con brio"