I wanna hear some "audio" jokes...and

How do you make a small fortune in the audio business??

Start with a large one....

(I'm glad people can't throw things at you online) :>)

~~~~Albert,

Your a riot! No pun in ten did? Laughed so hard part of 1968 came out. Sean, CD's shot... funny!

Jest the Facts

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to BAT or not to BAT that is the question!

...announced as the world's funniest joke:

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: ‘My friend is dead! What can I do?’

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: ’Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.’

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: ‘OK, now what?’

How about the polar bear cub who says to his mom, are you sure I'm a polar bear?
She says of course you are.
A little while later he says, you are sure aren't you?
She says of course your a polar bear.
Again, a short time later he asks her if she is positive and she says of course I'm absolutely positive your a polar bear, whats put these thoughts into your head?
He says, But mom, I'm f**king cold.