is it sacrilege?

HeHe, my wife always did the same thing with my VMPS towers...very popular wife thing! Put something under them so they don't vibrate, or scratch should the get knocked over.

Good thing about my planer speakers...nothing like that will fit on top.

Dave

Do you want to have sex or not? I would call them vibration control devises and tell your wife they are wonderful.

If it still sounds good, then you can get copies of the statues and sell them as "speaker enhancers" or such!