Do speaker cables need a burn in period?

I think I am going to side with the non-believers.
I found out that there is a cable burn in devil
behind of this bs. The devil has been able to command
all the cable manufacturers and millions of audiophiles
around the world to perpetuate this burn in myth.
The non-believers should be admired for standing up
to this evil.

Geoff: Now you’re talking my language! I wonder if there’s a dialectic with faster break in properties than air? Unobtanium? Dark matter? Event horizons?

What does Marx have to say about their electrical properties?

Dialectical materialism, or the angle of the dangle is....🐈💩

Karl Marx being a communist, naturally he would like
to things that can commune together, like getting along.
In that sense all these - air? Unobtanium? Dark matter?
Event horizons? should have a common origin therefore
they should follow the same burn in principle.

Didn't Marx say cable makers will sell the cables that we will hang them with? Their necks will show evidence of burn in.