[Captain's Log] We're fast approaching the planet Vinylphilia where the inhabitants, Vinylphiliacs are reporting a crisis with its turntables suffering from unstable platter rotation. [Capt Kirk to Spock] Are we closer to a solution? [Spock], no, captain, but I have been running simulations of the problem on Ensign Smuck's system, and I believe it is related to the 'Fremer' affect where speakers not costing at least $20000 a pair can produce instability among lower priced equipment . . . [Kirk to Scotty] I need full warp speed . . . We need to reach Vinylphilia before their turntables suffer catastrophic failure, and the inhabitants will have to use back up cd players. Perish the thought.