Military Spec Nuclear Shielded Speaker Cable?

As a former scout, I know the value of preparation.

Admit it, Dan, you just want to have your uranium cake and eat it, too.

OK, if any of you out there are interested in some products I'm selling, because you are the first to get a crack at them, you get these incredible deals.

My old toilets - yes, the 4 gallon per flush manly man variety. Maybe not MILSPEC, but are they giving you 4 gpf these days? And, instead of their $18K pricetag for the toilet seat ONLY, take 50% off that price for the entire toilet. 4 available (2 white, 1 bone, 1 Mexican sand)

Assorted hammers - same deal. Will blow 'em out for $10K/each. 6 available (4 hickory, 2 fiberglass - 1 blue, 1 yellow)

Coffee makers - Hey, betcha the MILSPEC stuff doesn't have Joe Dimaggio's signature on them like these puppies! Just think of how much his baseball cards are worth. This is THE sleeper deal of the lot - $25K/each. 3 available (1 white, 1 black, 1 1970's puke green)

Old transistor radios - not MILSPEC either, but, seriously, do you think you're going to be listening to an AM radio after they drop the big one? I don't know, let me put some kind of shield or something around it. Will sacrifice them for $15K a piece. 3 available (2 AM of different makes, 1 AM/FM black - Mura)

Don't all line up at once to thank me,
Joe

Joe,
That is hilarious! best laugh I've had in a couple of days..

The description sounds impressive but I don't think shielded speaker cables are necessary unless you have a big RF noise problem or very long speaker cable runs along side unshielded power cables (such as air conditioning power lines).

As for noise protection from a Nuke....this is taking audiophile cable paranoia(the fear of not getting the absolute most out of your system) to a whole new level.

Sweet. So now my fully lead-shielded custom component covers, and my listening room inside a faraday cage have all the love they need to keep playing when armageddon arrives...

happy listening