Girlfriends and wifes, how do YOU cope?

I on the other hand monitor everything she buys, get veto rights on her purchases and answer to no one as to my purchases.

Check and mate.
Gopher

That post appears to be the work of Sly Fox, not Gopher.

Hello.
This is Mrs. Noble100 and I just have one question: Is it true that all Audiogon members pimp out their wives/girlfriends to fund their audio habit like my husband tells me? My girlfriends say no way but a woman on this forum named Elizabeth said it's definitely true and that she "dun in" and buried her husband for doing this. Confused in What's That Smell, Louisiana.

Hello Mrs. N . This is Mrs. Tmsorosk, ( Missell ) . Maybe we should start posting here to give things a womans prospective . The old spud says every ones welcome . He often buys new things that resembles the old so it's hard for me to locate . If i'm seeking out an unauthorized purchase I usually check for styrafoam popcorn stuck to the side of the broom or vacuum . Best of luck with your audiophile you'll need it .
Missell De'champlain

Mrs. N- To paraphrase Michael Keaton, we 'Goners prefer the term "luv broker".

p.s. How's the hubby look in his new Speedo?

Swampwalker,

This is Mrs. Noble100. You must be the guy that started all this by parading around in nothing but a speedo and rollerblades. I seriously suggest you read my husband's (Noble100)last post on the "Where does your user name come from" to learn about all the trouble you caused today. You almost got my husband killed over that disgusting speedo.
The FBI and all the news crews just left our house, finally, and my husband just told me the whole sordid story about you and your speedo. The last I heard, the FBI said Obama was having NASA shoot that nasty thing into space. I agree with my husband, you should lay off the Wild Turkey and start wearing normal pants.