King of the one liners

If you guys and gals care to participate, this can't help but be a fun thread. I'll start with a joke: An Irishman walks out of a bar... That's it.

csontos09-27-2012 3:23pm

tpreaves Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 2,515 posts 09-29-2012 at 08:00am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
jafant Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 10,525 posts 09-28-2012 at 08:55pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Always ask a teacher if you can meet her when she has no class.
tkmetz Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 91 posts 09-28-2012 at 05:17pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete I'm married to the most perfect woman God made....and her mother's even worse.
viridian Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 4,184 posts 09-30-2012 at 03:06am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete ....and speaking of horticulture, you can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.....
hifitime Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 715 posts 09-29-2012 at 10:45pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Did you hear about the dumb family that traveled a few hundred miles going to Disneyland, but never made it? Well, there was a sign ahead that said Disneyland left, so they turned around and went home.