King of the one liners

A few from Woody Allen

There are many kinds of love; the love between a man and a women, the love of a mother for her son, and ..let's not forget my favorite...the love between two women

I was thrown out of NYU for cheating on a metaphysics exam. I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me

Sex without love is a empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's a good one

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it by not dieing

Marriage is the death of hope

I can't listen to Wagner. I keep getting the urge to invade Poland

Interesting to me is that the jokes from Rodney D really work IF I picture RD saying them, otherwise, not so much!

Did I ever mention that I once met Don Cherry and Blue, his dog.

Another Woody Allen
"I'm a fantastic lover,I practice alot when I'm alone."

Groucho: Behind every good man stands a woman, and behind her stands his wife.