King of the one liners


If you guys and gals care to participate, this can't help but be a fun thread. I'll start with a joke: An Irishman walks out of a bar... That's it.
csontos
My favorite statement ever from a political campaign. George Romney, while campaigning in 1968 for the Republican nomination for President of the United States:
I didn't say I didn't say it. I said that I didn't say that I said it. I want to make that very clear.
:-)

Regards,
-- Al
2 peanuts are walking down the street. One's a salted.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks:
Why the long face?
2 guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One says, "Dam!"