When I arrive in Hell, I will be sitting for eternity in front of a computer that has crashed, or has a back-up file that it can't read, or a peripheral that has suddenly stopped working and now requires a clean install of the system software on a machine with a failing motherboard. And I'll be on hold for hours and hours with an East Indian customer support person named Bill.
Give me a CD and a player that reads it and I'll be happy for a long time.
But, then I'd be in Heaven.
Give me a CD and a player that reads it and I'll be happy for a long time.
But, then I'd be in Heaven.

