All of the above married girls too young. when you were 20 get a 30 year old. gone by now along with your hearing. then get some arm candy with all your dough. case closed.
This is pretty funny and probably true for most of us
"MY BIGGEST FEAR IS WHEN I DIE MY WIFE WILL SELL MY HI-FI SYSTEM...
...FOR WHAT I TOLD HER IT COST. " :-)