All kidding aside, the tone and attitude displayed in your original post indicates some problems of respect for your wife. I don't know any men in my circle who speak of their wives in such a manner, even jokingly.
Why did I get married?
I love my wife but WTF? Does anyone else have a problem with the old lady constantly whining? The volume has been turned down twice tonight to the point where I need to put a stethascope up to the speaker to hear it. I might have to try one of those herbal vaporizers as posted in another thread. Does anyone know of a legal way to sedate her after 8 PM?