Why is the snake oil topic closed?

I think this thread is at least as stupid as Foggythink's. There's nothing to be learned about snake oil. These fools aren't on the cutting edge of some new technology. They're neurotic in a very particular and defined way which is why they all sound alike! Why entertain them? I commend those who derail their stupid snake oil threads. 

Fascinating debates between swiftly tilting intellects we've got here. WOW....

I think I'd like to meet Teo's drug dealer. That guy's clearly got some VERY good stuff. 

The physics of what we're dealing with here is fully explained by quantum electrodynamics. There are no mystic morphic fields. The actions of the other two forces in the universe, such as those that give rise to a black hole, have no bearing on our stereos. Why do some people keep claiming we don't know how these things work and that we can't measure them? We know EXACTLY how these forces work and we measure them from all over the universe. 

There are no "sex-disoriented kids" out there. There are only the severely confused. Figuring out your sex is a very simple matter of looking in your shorts. 

@georgehifi 
You're EXACTLY right. Just a while ago I saw Geoffkait chiming in on a thread where a guy was asking why his rig took on a harshness in the upper ranges. Geoff suggested getting rid of his phone books and using morphic message labels. Clearly nobody was taking him seriously. And if you haven't seen that thread, you really need to get an eye full of teo-audio's discombobulated rant. I've seen high doses of LSD produce more coherent ramblings.