A curse would be the most satisfying solution.
Explain to the buyer if he returns them, most likely it will be his fate to never be able to find another pair, or if he does, their will be far worse complications. And he will never be satisfied.
Not because of your evil curse, but rather his own bad karma.
Make it clear this is very much going to happen anyway, you have no power over this, it is his just desserts...
And even if he tries to switch to some other pair of amps, or even any other bits of stuff, this will haunt him, and when the crap hits the fan, he will remember wht a douche he was for making such a fuss over next to nothing.
BWAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Great curse by the way. All you are doing is asking he get what he deserves... fair, impartial.
Magical basis is "grass is always greener curse" where what the person has really is better than what he imagines he 'could' get, and the failure to obey that rule.
And you ask? "Am I making this crap up?" YES, i made it up 'on the spot' LOL
Explain to the buyer if he returns them, most likely it will be his fate to never be able to find another pair, or if he does, their will be far worse complications. And he will never be satisfied.
Not because of your evil curse, but rather his own bad karma.
Make it clear this is very much going to happen anyway, you have no power over this, it is his just desserts...
And even if he tries to switch to some other pair of amps, or even any other bits of stuff, this will haunt him, and when the crap hits the fan, he will remember wht a douche he was for making such a fuss over next to nothing.
BWAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Great curse by the way. All you are doing is asking he get what he deserves... fair, impartial.
Magical basis is "grass is always greener curse" where what the person has really is better than what he imagines he 'could' get, and the failure to obey that rule.
And you ask? "Am I making this crap up?" YES, i made it up 'on the spot' LOL

