Stradivari Drum Funny


A rich owner of a supermarket decided to become a collector and brought the drum home from the pawn shop.
His wife: What is it for?
-- It's Stradivari Drum -- a collector's item!
-- Dumb you! Stradivari made violins!
So He went back with anger to the pawn shop to literally kick owner's a$$.
After a while He still comes back with the drum and sais to his wife:
-- Dumb you! Stradivari made violins for dumbs...
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Marakanetz, I'm the friend of a violin virtuoso, so I know: Strad made VIOLAS for dumbs, the violin players were too smart for that and used to kick in his drums, whenever he tried to sell them a violin.
Hmm I wasn't too deep on to the naming but English isn't my 1st language and I probably understand differently the types of strings.
Can we say viola is a type of violin? Most-likely Yes.
Can we say cello is a type of violin? Certainly Yes.
Marakanetz, no, behind my attempt to be funny is the "war" in the string section of the orchestra, with violinists thinking themselves better than viola players. Look into the internet under viola player jokes and you'll find out. Most unfair of course, but my post was alluding to that sort of banter. Sorry to have caused a misunderstanding.