We might have to reconsider admission for you two! Or maybe we can involve you in the John Kerry massive redistribution of audio wealth program where we take stuff away from the people with the best systems and give it to Slappy and Ellery911. Since just because they don't have a lot of money to allocate towards their systems it is not fair that they should have to have less than stellar equipment.
Where is Robin Hood when you need him?
Where is Robin Hood when you need him?

