You might be an audiophile if...


With apologies to Mr. Jeff Foxworthy, thought it would be fun to come up with (clean) examples of the wretched excesses that us poor audiophiles are subject to. I'll start it off. Extra points for originality and wit.

You might be an audiophile if your stereo costs more than your car. Or your house.

You might be an audiophile if - you've ever had to choose between a girlfriend and a new pair of speakers.
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Pamela Anderson asks you if you want to get your groove on with her and all you think she wants to do is listen to vinyl.

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You might be an audiophile if you evaluate new houses based on their suitability for speaker placement. A fireplace as the room's focal point - Huh?