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You might be an audiophile if...

With apologies to Mr. Jeff Foxworthy, thought it would be fun to come up with (clean) examples of the wretched excesses that us poor audiophiles are subject to. I'll start it off. Extra points for originality and wit.

You might be an audiophile if your stereo costs more than your car. Or your house.

You might be an audiophile if - you've ever had to choose between a girlfriend and a new pair of speakers.
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cwlondon
1,198 posts
 
Boa2 is the winner so far!!!!!!

(I thought I was nuts!?)
mwilson
430 posts
 
You need to sell your excess audio gear to pay for taxes you should have been saving toward instead.
slipknot1
1,423 posts
 
You might be an audiophile if you keep the major appliances out on your front porch so the "motor hum" doesn't intrude on your system.

You might be an audiophile if you schedule family vacation trips only to those destinations that have high end audio salons and adequate vinyl shopping opportunities.
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nrchy
2,111 posts
 
mwilson there's no need to get personal! I'm trying to plan better this year.
gunbei
2,327 posts
 
I know Mattybumpkin is BSing because there's NO WAY he'd miss a pass like that from Pam...or Christy for that matter.

I think Viridian has busted us all. Heheh.

Marco, I feed both an audiophile and automotive fix that may lead to me one day needing Fixident.

Boa2, you know it. I pay $122/mo for Empty Attic storage to house worthless crap AND my empty audio boxes.

...if your listening room looks like Junji Kimura's from 47 Labs. Mine certainly does.
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