You might be an audiophile if...

..If your son's names are Martin, Logan and Krell and your daughter's names are Avalon, Maggie and Linn :-)

You see that ad for "A Perfect Pair" in the back of Stereophile and honestly notice the tubes instead of the boobs.

... if your wife knows all the high end audio brands and pronouces them correctly.

and www.audiogn.com is your home page!

Mofi... naming dogs this way would be much less distructive...

Letterman's Top Ten for Audiophile and Home Theater Obsessions:

10) You get a complaint about noise...from your local airport.
9) Your electric company builds a substation in your backyard
8) Your H.T uses as much cable and wire as found in 3 average homes
7) Your speakers are bigger than your refrigerator
6) Every time you play a Bach pipe organ piece, seismographs register activity
5) You get rid of your wood stove, because your tube equipment puts out more heat
4) You have more filled equipment racks than your local radio station
3) Your new preamp is the best one you've ever heard, and your system is finally finished. You trade it in next week for a different one.

2) You own at least 10 different vinyl pressings of every Beatles and Stones album
1) You can "hear" the sonic differences resulting from a 3 degree ambient temperature change.