is it sacrilege?

Old fashion theory must have been sacrilege to own a good wife and have good speakers.

Modern theory I believe is it is a sacrilege to have a good time, good speakers, good toys, and you should certainly have a wife. Good!

If the statues are valuable tell her that research has shown that sustained vibrations such as those from a speaker have been known to degrade the internal molecular structure of (insert statue material here) and that one day they might just crumble/shatter to pieces.

say the speakers vibrate and the thing may fall off.

Lakefront: :)

Uh, what's next? I think it's kind of like an animal marking it's territory. Once it has peed somewhere, it will pee everywhere. You might come home to find candles and such on your pre amp, or a plant on your c.d. player.

I have a theory: if fate is tempted, fate will deal you misery. It will only be a matter of time whan casual statue dusting means a damaged tweeter. Heed my warning!