Mr. Khan:
Been trying to forget Sam/Sam the DUI BBQ man (& his E.L.A.D.) for over a decade now, but he's still a sticky memory.
Would consider Ambion to correct this, but not keen on the thought of eating raw frozen bacon (from the freezer) at 3 A.M.
I assume that you are staying with David Letterman (per the address in your ads), and if so consider convincing him to do a geriatric version of Velcro Man.
Best Regards,
DeKay