Should we use ridiculously priced cables to listen to Rap?


Just seemed like the obvious next troll question, so just trying to help.

acman3

If the music contains Beatboxing, I like to use my trusty avant-garde ‘Fat Boys’ cables because they really get the vocal percussion correct and just look bad-azz.

For Turntablism, nothing beats ‘Grandmaster Flash’ Ba-Dop-Boom-Bang Phono DJing cable – wonderful scratching, beat juggling and punch phrasing reproduction.

If you truly want to go off and boing, try the new B-Boy ‘Tech N9ne’ line of speaker cables; incredible excitement and can make the system spring to life. Be sure to connect them out-of-phase, otherwise the electric boogaloo factor can be seriously compromised.

Dig deep; not cheap

Let me approach this problem from the technical side.  Good electrons in your cable, that you paid for, don't really move with AC current but rather vibrate in place (drift velocity).  With Rap music these electrons can get bad vibes and stay that way forever.  Excessive amount of bass can even move these electrons out of your cable and without any electric charge carrier cable is useless.  That's why you should always change to cheaper cables before playing Rap.  Better to be safe than sorry.
Fat Boys.  I loved the group Mark morales was kicked out of the group and went on to produce Mariah Carey and other artists and is responsible in part for more than 50 million albums sold as a producer.  Getting kicked out was the best thing that happened in his life 

Let's be honest, young thuggish, ghetto blasting, bling bedecked, dope dealing, underage impregnanting, drive-by shooting and civilization threatening rappers don't need big, thick  and inflexible cables to compensate for their physical short-comings.  Whereas, the typical audiophile...well, it's obvious.

(Did I include enough stereotypes?)