Your not a serious audiophile I'd you have??????

Definitely not serious if you have more than 20 'audiophile' songs on regular rotation. When you go to your buddy's house you insist on playing only the same songs then you pause the music and discuss equipment for 3 hours or until you finally notice he's nodded off. True story!!!

. . . If you haven't dimpled you're nice wood floor to allow you to maintain speaker placement. 

. . . If you haven't dimpled you're nice wood floor to allow you to a reference point to maintain speaker placement. 

Return from CES with Kimber Kable silver speaker cable for your girlfriend instead of flowers.

Lost a remote control that used to belong to said mentioned beloved electronic gracing advertisement.