Am I dreaming?

Check out Yamaha!
http://www.theabsolutesound.com/articles/yamaha-a-s3000-integrated-amplifier/

https://www.crutchfield.com/S-xXMMARHOgn7/shopsearch/yamaha_amplifier.html?XVINQ=SX2&XVVer=YJQ&a...

Overall, the McIntosh integrated amps and receivers will give you good sound. The built in DACs and headphone jacks are quite good, but I find the phono stage to be strictly OK. As previously stated, be sure to buy one with the autoformers if you go Mac. 

@mofimadness                              
It isn't just the sound of the Mac, it is the fit and finish, the silky feel of the controls, the resale value.  At this point in my life, I want musical, I care less about total accuracy and details.  I don't want to hear the triangle player who farted while performing, or someone coughing.  I am not a detail freak, as long as I can get that lush Mac sound, I am happy.

The McIntosh equipment I bought (6 pieces) are most likely the last components I will buy, especially since I am now retired.

Checked Schiit lately?

Belles Virtuoso Integrated Amp should be released soon and checks all your boxes. Their Aria integrated gets great reviews but I think the phono stage only works for MM on that one. If you aren't in a hurry, I'd at least check with Belles &/or some dealers about how close the Virtuoso is to being available...might be worth the wait, especially if its arrival is imminent.

I use a Creek Evolution 100a in a bedroom system and been very happy with it. It has a built-in headphone amp and it can include a built-in MM/MC phono stage module (though mine doesn't have the latter). Not claiming it'll better the McIntosh, Luxman, or some others you've already had recommended, but this represents a much cheaper option that still checks off all your functionality needs. Since you didn't include the budget, I figure you might appreciate a lower cost option. You could even use the Evo 50a and have all your needs met in terms of functionality. The 100a would run ~$2450 and the 50a  ~$1450 new with the phono module included...and you can also add a DAC module for even more one-box functionality, if desired.