Add Ms. Kate Upton to the list of people you unintentionally offended. Not that she will ever know, but in theory.
I wish she knows. Maybe it’s a turn on for her :-) Do you know if she has sold her soul to the devil? Will she demand her lover doing the same? Hm... unfortunately I will never know. So in that sense, if I didn’t hear a tree fell in the forest, it didn’t exist.

