Like the philosopher I believe Spanish?) who radically changed the philosophy he used each day. I will also adjust my GURU-ness to the same pattern thusly:
Sunday, total neophyte. Newbie, innocence defined.
Monday, hardened skeptic, All those tweaks? baloney!
Tuesday, wannabe audio Guru, trying hard to sound like know everything. Wednesday: Delusional blowhard, total BS spout.
Thursday: the wisdom of the ages
Friday. not available... ask somebody else! Or it may all be lies, just lies!
Saturday potential audio guru, Answers questions with good information, but alas, no credentials.
I will also add in a randomizer, which changes which behavior will be used on each day.
Don’t thank me now... Wait until you get used to the results.... (notice TODAY is actually a Wednesday...)