What would happen if Maggie and Wilson Mated?


What speaker would they conceive if they mated and got a perfect mix of DNA from both sides?

From her (Maggie 20.1): it would have a Big, Open wide sound stage. Great midrange and highs and lifelike presence. Delicacy and manners...

From him (Wilson Maxx 3): It would have slam and dynamics when called upon. Authority, muscle and control.

Ultimately, the offspring would have the best qualities from both sides of the family and the coherence to blend the two.

What speaker would this be? Does it exsist today?

Closest I ever heard were the Apogee Studio Grands (RIP) powered by a pair of Krell 300S and a Audio Research tube preamp.
kwb
Ever watch "spliced" Nelvana animation?
Think it would be like some of the animals...
Princess Pony Apehands?
Or, on the other hand:
Fuzzy Snuggums
Mister Smarty Smarts?
The Yeti?
The whomping Whales? (#1 to get MY vote)
The Golf Cart: Gordon?