How Many Turntables Have You Owned

Some sort of suitcase turntable (age 13-15), Technics (1300, 1400 and 1400MKII), Dual, Harman Kardon, Yamaha, Mitsubishi LT-30, Thorens TD-160 with Grace 707 (SWEET), Technics BD-20D, Music Hall MMF-5SE and VPI Scout.

1) Pioneer
2) Denon
3) Sota Star Sapphire
4) VPI Superscoutmaster

1972-1976: Garrard SL-95B--Integrated into an Altec-Lansing compact system
1976-1982: Hitachi direct drive This one was pretty good with outstanding imaging when paired with the Grado Z1+.
2007-present: Technics SL1210 M5G w/KAB fluid damper, brass cone feet, Oracle mat

= 3

Easily over a hundred.

My best guess is over 40, but I currently own:

Russco Cue-Master idler drive with Micro Seiki B77 MK11 and early Jelco arms

Micro Seiki MR-711 direct-drive with Micro MA202L 10" arm

Logic Tempo "E" with Logic Datum 2 arm

Gray ST-33 with ESL S-2000 (Ortofon) arm and Papst motor

One each Technics and Pioneer DD tables to loan to friends so that they can get hooked!