Freezer Cryoed Cables...

Richard, You Must have Platinum Ears if Frozen Isolation Feet sounded better? Do you even have any Food in your freezer? I'm putting my glass eye in a ice cube tray now, & will judge my plasma with it later!

I can beat that Richard
I spend the the last 72 hours chillin in my deepfreeze in wet clothing! Froze my ass through and through!
Boy does my system sound better than ever! The mids are so transparent you almost cannot hear them!
The only problem is i lost most of my fingers due to frostbite, so i have a hard time with the remotes.

Hey Slappy,
since you lost those fingers in the cryo experiment, you are now a member of a protected class. Maybe have some money coming your way via a lawsuit against the folks at Westinghouse for not CLEARLY posting a warning on the unit cautioning you not to enter the appliance while wearing wet clothing. If they reject your claim, you can file additional legal action as their denial of your victimhood has resulted in a decrease in your self-esteem.

Great idea Slipknot! With the lawsuit settlement i might be able to afford a Cyro lab, then i can REALLY freeze myself!

Slappy, What where you thinking? As your already Women-less!
I guess your Freezer experiment now puts a real damper on your Midnight Performance Grip, now that your Finger-less too! ;0)~