The finest Cable Elevators you ever auditioned?

I have found that charmin has multiple purposes used properly it can act as bass absorption, cable elevators, diffusors, and what better way to clean up your bottom end.

at the risk of sounding like an audio heretic, i use foam, or leave the cables on the floor. i have tried several materials. i prefer soft objects. i find hard objects harden the sound.

I read Otis Elivator Company is planning to get into the cable elevator business.
They are planning to make some exclusive models with remote control cable lifting designs.
They are going straight for the top tier of cable elevating with models from $5,000 each up to $75,000 each.
THe coolest demo was with the remote controlled units flowing up and down to offer the best height ratio for each type of music.
The higher end models have calibration units included to automatically adjust each cable elevator in relation to sound pressure levels and frequencies..
They already have dozens of preorders from the Saud Royal Family.
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Chadeffect and Elizabeth, your last posts have me in tears laughing so hard. This is great stuff. Oh my.......

Elizabeth, put the paper towel rolls in the freezer for 34.5 hours along with a picture of Mikey Fremer and you will notice a HUGE amazing increase of everything that ends in "-ality". I am thinking of marketing this and a set of four risers with this special scientifically proven technology of quantumology should come in at just under $1000.00. The only problem I am currently having is that the Fremer Foto eats all my ice cream in my freezer.