The finest Cable Elevators you ever auditioned?

I actually had real elevators (albeit on a small scale) built and installed by my electrician and have found that using them with the toilet paper works best. Sometimes when I'm not looking or am at work, my cables like to ride up and down just for fun (those wiley interconnects)!! Make sure to put them on their own 20A circuits because those suckers are power hungry let me just say. And make SURE to remove the emergency phones. My Audioquests though it was a hoot to call when they got "stuck"...yeah RIGHT ;)

I have found that painting the tp roll is most critical
I biwire so I use paper towel roll for one run treble and the tp roll for bass

Ha, ha, ha, ha!! ROTFLMAO! I've had a very good laugh at all your posts. Thanx for the levity. And, good to see that the original poster Mike60 was a good sport & joined in the fun (rather than being pissed off that his post took a silly turn).
some very innovative posts from you people..... :-D

"They already have dozens of preorders from the Saud Royal Family."

IF only people realized how more likely something like this actually is than they could probably ever imagine!

While the rest of their countryman are mostly using toilet paper rolls....

To the first timers to this forum. These are just good clean jokes. Please don't take it the wrong way. We aren't really that crazy.